I think I shall rename this post and call it: Don’t – stuff you shouldn’t do when trying to make a blog post.
1. Don’t make a blog post about butt.
Why? Because well, there are entirely too many jokes to be made about a big butt. Case in point: Fat on your butt. There’s a bone in your butt. Juicy butt. Rub your butt with honey. Make sure it’s big enough to fit your butt in. A little butt rub makes everything better. I’ll stop while I am ahead.Continue reading